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B: You know the people that ask all those questions and stuff on dA or whatever the hell it's called?
R: yeah
B: Why do they always want us to kiss? That's weird
R: Lol is that so?
B: Uhhh yeah seriously wtf is their problem
R: Hey now it's not like they're crazy or something
B: PFFT YEAH dream on pal
R: :c
B: Oh come on
R: :'c
B: No don't send me sad faces
R: :'''''c
B: stop crying you little bitch
R: No I'm going to cry lots and lots to piss you off
B: ugh
R: Don't you “ugh” me you turd
B: Screw you, I'll ugh myself to sleep if I have to
R: Omg lol that sounded really funny xD
B: What
R: “ugh” yourself
B: ... Really?
R: Haha yeah really
B: Wow
R: Such ugh
B: Don't you fucking do doge
R: Much anger
B: Stfu
R: Ok fine.




Once upon a time, there was a BLU idiot named Don. A smartass named Dan decided to come along and say "damn, your name has an 'O' in it"
"what's that even supposed to mean" Don says
"open your mouth, is what the 'O' means" Dan states.
Pretty soon, they go on a baking journey. To make cookies.
Don has his mouth open the entire time because he isn't very smart. Pretty soon, dumb Chase comes along and becomes a fat unicorn.
After some time, Don eats some cookies. He finally closes his mouth.
Dan is shocked at Don's chewing skills; he says "damn... that's kinky stuff, can't wait till he dies"
With that Don responds with "What?"
"I'm a necrophiliac..." Dan whispers into his ear.
"What-" Then, all of a sudden, Don gets choked by Dan's loving cookies, then necrophilia, then Chase flies into the sky while shitting rainbow poops..

The end.

Beautiful story written by ZeFlyingMuppet
feat. Don-Maximilian , BLUscoutDan , ChaseVincent

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This awesome scout created by the amazing :iconzeflyingmuppet: has an ice cold heart but looks to melt for. If you like him too, feel free to click the join button! we're always accepting new fans in the community. :D
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Aug 6, 2014


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Elissean Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2016
Second year anniversary happened a few weeks ago.

... it sure has become quiet.
ZeFlyingMuppet Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2016
nobody loves Don anymore xD
Don-Maximilian Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2016
Don-Maximilian Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2016
Also why am I not a co-founder to my own group what is this forboden magic
Don-Maximilian Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2016
lol Chase still has no fanclub what a loser
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Zorosilver Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Sorry that we're not doing anything here, i guess we just moved on to other things (Well me anyways)
ZeFlyingMuppet Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2016
Would you like me to "boot" you out of co-founders? I mean I'm here now ^^
Zorosilver Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Well i'm not a fan of SFM anymore so yeah i would like to be out of the group :)
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ZeFlyingMuppet Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2015
omg I forgot all about having a group for Chase xDDDD
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